I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Not Guilty” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

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£19.99
£19.99
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I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee
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  • I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee
  • I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee
  • I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee
  • I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee
  • Unisex t‑shirt size chart for I Identify As clothing
Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Not Guilty” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Not Guilty” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

£19.99
£19.99

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A statement that denies everything.

“Not Guilty” is part of the Identity Collection — a set of bold, straight‑faced declarations for people who refuse to take responsibility for anything except their own sense of humour. It’s confident, cheeky, and just ambiguous enough to make people wonder.


What it is

A premium Identity Collection T‑shirt featuring the clean, sharp “Not Guilty” text printed front and centre. Minimal, bold, and designed to deliver maximum attitude with zero explanation. Wear it as a joke, a warning, or a legal position you’re sticking to.


Who it’s for / when to wear

Perfect for people who enjoy dry humour, controlled chaos, and plausible deniability. Ideal for nights out, office Fridays, awkward family gatherings, or any moment where you want to look innocent while absolutely not being innocent.


Fit & Feel

  • Unisex regular fit — clean, modern, and true to size

  • Soft cotton feel — breathable and comfortable for all‑day wear

  • Crisp DTG print — bold typography that stays sharp over time

  • Everyday comfort — built for movement, mischief, and questionable decisions

Full compliance, warranty and care information available here.

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Frequently asked questions

Do you deliver across the UK?

Yes — we ship nationwide, including London, Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham, Kent and all surrounding areas.
What makes I Identify As different?

We create identity‑based humour clothing inspired by real British personalities, designed with premium streetwear quality.
Are your T‑shirts good quality

Yes — every tee uses premium cotton, modern cuts and durable printing for long‑lasting comfort.
Do you have introvert, sarcastic or chaos‑energy designs?

Yes — our character collections cover introverts, chaos lovers, sarcastic personalities, tired parents and low‑battery humans.
Can I buy your funny T‑shirts in Kent or Dartford?

Absolutely — we deliver directly to Kent, Dartford and the entire South East.