{"product_id":"11oz-white-mug","title":"I Identify As Sip First Function Later Mug — Funny Coffee Tea Cup for Slow Mornings","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e☕ Sip First, Function Later — now featuring your slightly redder signature shade.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eFor the people who wake up buffering, operate on low battery, and need a warm drink before attempting anything that resembles human behaviour. This mug doesn’t judge your morning chaos — it quietly supports it.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e---\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eA funny ceramic mug from the I Identify As™ collection — now printed in your updated Slightly Redder brand colour (#F14F1D) for a warmer, richer, more premium look. Designed for caffeine dependents, slow starters, and anyone whose personality loads one sip at a time. Perfect for morning brews, office survival, late‑night resets, and every moment you’re pretending to function.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e---\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eWho it’s for \/ when to use\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eIdeal for sleepyheads, introverts, nap enthusiasts, and anyone who believes the day shouldn’t officially begin until the mug is empty. Use it at home, at work, during Zoom calls, or whenever you need a polite visual disclaimer that you’re not fully operational yet.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e---\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eQuality \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e• Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e• Crisp, durable print in Option B Slightly Redder (#F14F1D)\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e• Comfort‑grip handle for maximum early‑morning stability\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e---\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eWhy you’ll love it\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eBecause it’s not just a mug — it’s your morning boundary. Your soft warning label. Your official permission slip to be useless until caffeinated. And now, with the slightly redder shade, it hits even harder on camera, in hand, and on your shelf.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\nProduct information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\nCare instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":54343085359446,"sku":"21028181104521418396","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/1261\/7046\/files\/15577261436774742492_2048.jpg?v=1782341338","url":"https:\/\/www.iidentifyas.co.uk\/products\/11oz-white-mug","provider":"© 2026 I Identify As Ltd — Dartford, UK — customersupport@iidentifyas.co.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}